Best Friend - Hawkeye
Lover - Loki (SAY WHAT?! DESTINYYYY!)
First Kiss - Hulk *AWWWWWW*
Enemy - Captain America *sigh*
Cockblocked by - Loki…..wait what?!
Killed by - Thor (NOOOOOO!!!!!!)
Welp.
(Source: starkbannerandrogers, via mynameisshenya)
Normal guys see a pretty girl:
“YO BABY, I LIKE THAT SHORT SKIRT, CAN I GET YO NUMBER?”
I see a pretty girl:
“YO GIRL, YOU ARE MODERATELY DRESSED, I WANNA MAKE TEA AND READ BOOKS WITH YOU.”
Slow day on the Internet. In case of slow day break Cat Meme glass.
(Source: robotindisguise, via the-absolute-funniest-posts)